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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Mozzie has the most annoying buzzz
The reason she does is because...........

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Mozzie has the most annoying buzzz
The reason she does is because...........
She found humans taste nicer than animals

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Mozzie has the most annoying buzzz
The reason she does is because...........
She found humans taste nicer than animals
whether they be guys or gals

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Mozzie has the most annoying buzzz
The reason she does is because...........
She found humans taste nicer than animals
whether they be guys or gals
the family arrived and the room was abuzz

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Two monkeys were arguing, whether leopards have spots!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two monkeys were arguing, whether leopards have spots!
One thought they were rosettes but he'll ask Dots

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two monkeys were arguing, whether leopards have spots!
One thought they were rosettes but he'll ask Dots
The answer she'll find probably on google

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two monkeys were arguing, whether leopards have spots!
One thought they were rosettes but he'll ask Dots
The answer she'll find probably on google
But must first finish playing her bugle

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two monkeys were arguing, whether leopards have spots!
One thought they were rosettes but he'll ask Dots
The answer she'll find probably on google
But must first finish playing her bugle
And practise her diction with monkeys lots and lots

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion was most upset with His Royal Highness

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Mrs Lion was most upset with His Royal Highness
Because there still was a problem with his fitness

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion was most upset with His Royal Highness
Because there still was a problem with his fitness
He couldn't hunt, he was too heavy


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion was most upset with His Royal Highness
Because there still was a problem with his fitness
He couldn't hunt, he was too heavy
so she began to chivvy

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Lion was most upset with His Royal Highness
Because there still was a problem with his fitness
He couldn't hunt, he was too heavy
so she began to chivvy
She was not prepared to be his skivvy
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Mr Warty on bended knees ....

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mr Warty on bended knees ....
dug out dinner for her kids who said "Please"


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Warty on bended knees ....
dug out dinner for her kids who said "Please"
" may we have something nice for pud?"

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