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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So that they would'nt become toi-toing mobs
Each set about bargaining with the faeces

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So they gave a thousand dung beetles jobs
So that they would'nt become toi-toing mobs
Each set about bargaining with the faeces
To see if they could eliminate the current guvment species

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So they gave a thousand dung beetles jobs
So that they would'nt become toi-toing mobs
Each set about bargaining with the faeces
To see if they could eliminate the current guvment species
And substitute philanthropists for the snobs

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The most influential dung beetle lobbied for a parliament berth

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But of votes there was an absolute dearth

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The most influential dung beetle lobbied for a parliament berth
But of votes there was an absolute dearth
Fear had paralysed the dungeonation

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The most influential dung beetle lobbied for a parliament berth
But of votes there was an absolute dearth
Fear had paralysed the dungeonation :clap: :clap:
And they were in the dark without a proper explanation

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The most influential dung beetle lobbied for a parliament berth
But of votes there was an absolute dearth
Fear had paralysed the dungeonation
And they were in the dark without a proper explanation
While the fat cats continued increasing their girth


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The most influential dung beetle lobbied for a parliament berth
But of votes there was an absolute dearth
Fear had paralysed the dungeonation
And they were in the dark without a proper explanation
While the fat cats continued increasing their girth


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A well fed lion lay lazing under a tree
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But freedom didn't come cheap

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But freedom didn't come cheap
The price he will pay will be steep

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