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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Baboon held her arms up in the air
As I'm afraid she needed deodorant there :lol: :lol:
She had hoped to be going to the wedding

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Baboon held her arms up in the air
As I'm afraid she needed deodorant there :lol: :lol:
She had hoped to be going to the wedding
but her pong kept on spreading

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Baboon held her arms up in the air
As I'm afraid she needed deodorant there :lol: :lol:
She had hoped to be going to the wedding
but her pong kept on spreading
It was really a smelly affair.

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"What have you there" asked the Hyena.

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"What have you there" asked the Hyena.
said the buck "a book on how to become a ballerina"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"What have you there" asked the Hyena.
said the buck "a book on how to become a ballerina"
Imagine bushbuck in a tutu and pink ballet tights


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"What have you there" asked the Hyena.
said the buck "a book on how to become a ballerina"
Imagine bushbuck in a tutu and pink ballet tights
would be like something Dr Seuss writes

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"What have you there" asked the Hyena.
said the buck "a book on how to become a ballerina"
Imagine bushbuck in a tutu and pink ballet tights
would be like something Dr Seuss writes
"Oh" say Hyena and my name is "Katrina."

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A storm was brewing and the wind picked up

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A storm was brewing and the wind picked up
it frightened the little wild dog pup

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A storm was brewing and the wind picked up
it frightened the little wild dog pup
Cuddled hard against mom he soon felt safe

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A storm was brewing and the wind picked up
it frightened the little wild dog pup
Cuddled hard against mom he soon felt safe
But she had to hunt and leave the little waif

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A storm was brewing and the wind picked up
it frightened the little wild dog pup
Cuddled hard against mom he soon felt safe
But she had to hunt and leave the little waif
Hoping the storm would soon letup
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The zebra stallion admiring his harem

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the Zebra stallion admiring his harem
Hoped a lion would not come and scare em

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the Zebra stallion admiring his harem
Hoped a lion would not come and scare em
He was a big fan of his stars with stripes

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the Zebra stallion admiring his harem
Hoped a lion would not come and scare em
He was a big fan of his stars with stripes
Never taking any notice of their gripes

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the Zebra stallion admiring his harem
Hoped a lion would not come and scare em
He was a big fan of his stars with stripes
Never taking any notice of their gripes
He wanted them on canvas so called on Gerome

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