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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The painted dogs have made a kill
Now the whole family can eat their fill
an argument broke over the carcase
But was soon won by the massive alpha, Marcus
Ending with a victory dance to a marching drill.

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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an argument broke over the carcase
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Ending with a victory dance to a marching drill.


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The clouds scurry across the face of the moon

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"Sssh" Said Ellie to her baby "It will be morning soon"


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There's an eerie silence in the bush tonight
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The clouds scurry across the face of the moon
"Sssh" Said Ellie to her baby "It will be morning soon"
"Stay hidden; the moon is particularly bright."

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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When you are broadsided by a breeding herd

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The elephants tread through the bush as silent as a cloud
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each trumpet sounds like a curse word

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The elephants tread through the bush as silent as a cloud
but the noises they can make are frighteningly loud
When you are broadsided by a breeding herd
each trumpet sounds like a curse word
"Hurry up and move along" shouted Granpa aloud.

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Mrs Baboon held her arms up in the air

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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As I'm afraid she needed deodorant there

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