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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Ellie scolded her boy for jumping around
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Ellie scolded her boy for jumping around
as he jumped in a puddle and a bird nearly drowned
Unfortunately, the water was much deeper

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Ellie scolded her boy for jumping around
as he jumped in a puddle and a bird nearly drowned
Unfortunately, the water was much deeper
and at the bottom was The Grim Reaper :big_eyes:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Ellie scolded her boy for jumping around
as he jumped in a puddle and a bird nearly drowned
Unfortunately, the water was much deeper
and at the bottom was The Grim Reaper
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So poor Ellie boy nearly drowned while his mother frowned. :cry:


That darn little vervet was being a nuisance


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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That darn little vervet was being a nuisance
Throwing around his royal puissance

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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That darn little vervet was being a nuisance
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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That darn little vervet was being a nuisance
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Stealing food out of cars and tents
Slapping windshields and banging body dents

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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That darn little vervet was being a nuisance
Throwing around his royal puissance
Stealing food out of cars and tents
Slapping windshields and banging body dents
He was definitely a very bad influence

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"Hello" said the ant to the porcupine

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Hello" said the ant to the porcupine
" is your temper prickly or divine"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Hello" said the ant to the porcupine
" is your temper prickly or divine"
Porcupine was in a hurry..but felt a nip on ear

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Hello" said the ant to the porcupine
" is your temper prickly or divine"
Porcupine was in a hurry..but felt a nip on ear
which he supposed was better than a bite on the rear

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"Hello" said the ant to the porcupine
" is your temper prickly or divine"
Porcupine was in a hurry..but felt a nip on ear
which he supposed was better than a bite on the rear
With that he whispered .."Be my valentine."

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Baby Ellie and vervet were at the same tree

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Baby Ellie and vervet were at the same tree
vervet thought "he can't see me"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Baby Ellie and vervet were at the same tree
vervet thought "he can't see me"
But an ellie's trunk has eyes

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Baby Ellie and vervet were at the same tree
vervet thought "he can't see me"
But an ellie's trunk has eyes
So vervet was in for a surprise

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