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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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After the torrential downpour
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disgruntled she gave a loud trumpet

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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After the torrential downpour
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disgruntled she gave a loud trumpet
Mr Ellie almost choked on his crumpet

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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After the torrential downpour
that ruined Mrs Ellie's decor
disgruntled she gave a loud trumpet
Mr Ellie almost choked on his crumpet
and sprayed melted butter all over the floor
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A praying mantis looked from side to side

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A praying mantis looked from side to side
He was so proud of his beautiful bride

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A praying mantis looked from side to side
He was so proud of his beautiful bride
She was small and dainty and oh so cute

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A praying mantis looked from side to side
He was so proud of his beautiful bride
She was small and dainty and oh so cute
and he was wearing a bright green suit

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A praying mantis looked from side to side
He was so proud of his beautiful bride
She was small and dainty and oh so cute
and he was wearing a bright green suit
She was the best mate worldwide

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Mrs Flea jumped onto the Mongoose

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After the torrential downpour
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disgruntled she gave a loud trumpet
Mr Ellie almost choked on his crumpet
and sprayed melted butter all over the floor


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Mrs Flea jumped onto the Mongoose
She felt fancy free and foot loose

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Flea jumped onto the Mongoose
She felt fancy free and foot loose
Tying on a bib she was ready for a feast

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Mrs Flea jumped onto the Mongoose
She felt fancy free and foot loose
Tying on a bib she was ready for a feast
That her mates wern't there didn't matter in the least


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Mrs Flea jumped onto the Mongoose
She felt fancy free and foot loose
Tying on a bib she was ready for a feast
That her mates wern't there didn't matter in the least
Music filled the air so she decided to vamoose

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The crab was covered in barnacles

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The crab was covered in barnacles
from his knobbly knees to his ank(a)les

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crab was covered in barnacles
from his knobbly knees to his ank(a)les
sea lettuce made a cute headdress

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