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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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And Maurice couldn't resist a lithe lady
Though perhaps with intentions somewhat shady


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And Maurice couldn't resist a lithe lady
Though perhaps with intentions somewhat shady :lol:
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]And Maurice couldn't resist a lithe lady
Though perhaps with intentions somewhat shady :lol:
For his intentions were nefarious
Both wicked and very dangerous ...


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And Maurice couldn't resist a lithe lady
Though perhaps with intentions somewhat shady :lol:
For his intentions were nefarious :clap:
Both wicked and very dangerous
So bad he could land up in Hades

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Yet, Penny the Porcupine somehow pricked his scruples

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]Yet, Penny the Porcupine somehow pricked his scruples
While gazing into his blood shot pupils :whistle:


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Yet, Penny the Porcupine somehow pricked his scruples
While gazing into his blood shot pupils
She got underneath his guard

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Yet, Penny the Porcupine somehow pricked his scruples
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She got underneath his guard
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Yet, Penny the Porcupine somehow pricked his scruples
While gazing into his blood shot pupils
She got underneath his guard
And, playing her best card,
She allowed him to cook her some noodles :wall:

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It's now time for the tale of a beast with two backs

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It's now time for the tale of a beast with two backs :lol:
Each one zigzagged with an humungous crack

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It's now time for the tale of a beast with two backs
Each one zigzagged with an humungous crack :lol: :lol:
This beast is the one of oftold tales

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It's now time for the tale of a beast with two backs
Each one zigzagged with an humungous crack
This beast is the one of oftold tales
Of men and myths and whales


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It's now time for the tale of a beast with two backs
Each one zigzagged with an humungous crack
This beast is the one of oftold tales
Of men and myths and whales
But inevitably somewhat short on facts!


So let's return to the tried and known


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So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan
The both have horns wickedly curved

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