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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A termite, on his hill
Aardvark spotted him and got quite a thrill
Lunch was good.. he devoured every morsel
and for pud had apple strudel
But over indulged and became ill

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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
but Mrs Leopard preferred spots and said "cripes"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
but Mrs Leopard preferred spots and said "cripes"
Miss Lion licked her lips and said to herself

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
but Mrs Leopard preferred spots and said "cripes"
Miss Lion licked her lips and said to herself
"They'd all look better on my larder shelf"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
but Mrs Leopard preferred spots and said "cripes"
Miss Lion licked her lips and said to herself
"They'd all look better on my larder shelf"
"and put an end to my hungry family's gripes"

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The hyena watching through the fence...

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The hyena watching through the fence...
There was movement inside the tent...

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The hyena watching through the fence...
There was movement inside the tent...
Take aways already in plastic

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The hyena watching through the fence...
There was movement inside the tent...
Take aways already in plastic
Boerewors, potatoes, and boiled Tastic

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The hyena watching through the fence...
There was movement inside the tent...
Take aways already in plastic
Boerewors, potatoes, and boiled Tastic
The occupants spotted him and became tense...

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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
That shook the place to its very core

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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
That shook the place to its very core
And the whole lion family stood to attention


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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
That shook the place to its very core
And the whole lion family stood to attention
He then added he had just one question

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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
That shook the place to its very core
And the whole lion family stood to attention
He then added he had just one question
"Why is frost known as hoar?"

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Asked Mom "do you think I have measles"

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