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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Thu Aug 27, 2015 3:21 am

So Arnold, the ant-eating 'earth pig'
Was far-less smart than he was big
With a brain not much bigger than his meals
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:42 pm

So Arnold, the ant-eating 'earth pig'
Was far-less smart than he was big
With a brain not much bigger than his meals :clap: :clap:
Everone was wondering, 'What's the deal?'
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:55 am

So Arnold, the ant-eating 'earth pig'
Was far-less smart than he was big
With a brain not much bigger than his meals :clap: :clap:
Everone was wondering, 'What's the deal?'
That was, until they had seem him dig!

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Out on a rock was Donald the dassie
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:23 am

Out on a rock was Donald the dassie
His paws were filthy and his fur was mussy
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:36 am

Out on a rock was Donald the dassie
His paws were filthy and his fur was mussy :hmz: :clap:
He'd been rolling in an rhino midden
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:28 am

Out on a rock was Donald the dassie
His paws were filthy and his fur was mussy :hmz: :clap:
He'd been rolling in an rhino midden :clap:
Trying his best to keep that obsession hidden
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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