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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:21 pm 
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The full moon rose steadily over the trees.
when the stalking ranger heard a poacher sneeze
"bless you" he whispered
and the rhino prospered
And the poachers fell to their knees

The cricket at KTP was going well

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cricket at KTP was going well
donations for the auction were begining to swell

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cricket at KTP was going well
donations for the auction were begining to swell
Sanparks wickets were flying

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The cricket at KTP was going well
donations for the auction were begining to swell
Sanparks wickets were flying
but they kept on trying

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The cricket at KTP was going well
donations for the auction were begining to swell
Sanparks wickets were flying
but they kept on trying
until all the wickets fell
........................................................
A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
to bury it he had a huge hole to dig

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
to bury it he had a huge hole to dig
But he grew tired, and so instead

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
to bury it he had a huge hole to dig
But he grew tired, and so instead
Went off to read the GGGG thread

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A dung beetle rolled a ball so big.....
to bury it he had a huge hole to dig
But he grew tired, and so instead
Went off to read the GGGG thread
It was clear that when reading the forums of the dung ball he didn't care a fig!


Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...
She thought it was large but in fact it was very small

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...
She thought it was large but in fact it was very small
Junior had taken it out to play and rolled it under the tree

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...
She thought it was large but in fact it was very small
Junior had taken it out to play and rolled it under the tree
Along came baby rhino and broke it three

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs beetle wondered whatever happened to their dungball...
She thought it was large but in fact it was very small
Junior had taken it out to play and rolled it under the tree
Along came baby rhino and broke it three
And the eggs scattered around and never hatched at all......


Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night...


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Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night...
everyone just sat tight

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Once upon a time on a dark and stormy night...
everyone just sat tight
lightening Flashed ,thunder rumbled

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