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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crouching lioness gave a low growl
So low you'd think it's her bowel :roll:

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Welcome back OWN - long time no see :hello:

The crouching lioness gave a low growl
So low you'd think it's her bowel
That last bit of meat might have been vrot

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Thanks TP :hello: ; I was in Kruger, but now back with the brain pretty much offline - will need your usual witty nuances to get the momentum going. :wink:

The crouching lioness gave a low growl
So low you'd think it's her bowel
That last bit of meat might have been vrot
And add that to a drag of pot

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Trust Kruger was fantastic and you guys had a ball? It's been pretty quiet on this thread without you!

The crouching lioness gave a low growl
So low you'd think it's her bowel
That last bit of meat might have been vrot
And add that to a drag of pot
Now she's too stoned and ill to go on the prowl

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Leo was not happy with the missus

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Thanks TP. Yes, we had a fantastic time and I will put together a full trip report in the first couple of months of next year. Now that I'm back on one of my favourite threads, I'm hoping to put the lion amongst the birds; or, in simpler technology, push the intimations to the max. :twisted:

Leo was not happy with the missus
Every little thing became a major crises

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Given that our last trip was mostly in Kenya I'm not doing a trip report, but am actually writing it up as a book :big_eyes: Look forward to reading yours!

Leo was not happy with the missus
Every little thing became a major crises
His grub was not up on time

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Fantastic idea, TP! :clap: If I have the honour, I'd love to read it. :pray: Sounds like your trip was extraordinary too?

Leo was not happy with the missus
Every little thing became a major crises
His grub was not up on time
In his wallet, he hadn't a single dime

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Leo was not happy with the missus
Every little thing became a major crises
His grub was not up on time
In his wallet, he hadn't a single dime
He was coming to the conclusion that she was a pisces

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He decided it was time for a divorce

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He decided it was time for a divorce
A Pisces and an Aries always choose a different course

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He decided it was time for a divorce
A Pisces and an Aries always choose a different course
He visited the divorce lawyer, Henry Hyena

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