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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:18 pm 
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The Leopard retrieved his huge lunch
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The Leopard retrieved his huge lunch
Which next day turned into brunch
Although an eclipse was darkening the sky
All that was could be seen were shining eyes ..why oh why

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The Leopard retrieved his huge lunch
Which next day turned into brunch
Although an eclipse was darkening the sky
All that was could be seen were shining eyes ..why oh why
In Darkeness He stepped on a log that went crunch

The honey badger was scratching in the bin

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The honey badger was scratching in the bin
Disgusted... he move on as there was only an empty tin

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The honey badger was scratching in the bin
Disgusted... he move on as there was only an empty tin
Used to fillet mignon and caviar

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The honey badger was scratching in the bin
Disgusted... he move on as there was only an empty tin
Used to fillet mignon and caviar
he had ideas above his station by far

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The honey badger was scratching in the bin
Disgusted... he move on as there was only an empty tin
Used to fillet mignon and caviar
he had ideas above his station by far
Well is that really such a sin.


old mother hyena went to her cupboard

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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old mother hyena went to her cupboard
almost empty! what could she afford?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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old mother hyena went to her cupboard
almost empty! what could she afford?
Smelly old bones were her favourite you see

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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old mother hyena went to her cupboard
almost empty! what could she afford?
Smelly old bones were her favourite you see
and just what she fancied for her tea,

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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old mother hyena went to her cupboard
almost empty! what could she afford?
Smelly old bones were her favourite you see
and just what she fancied for her tea,
She added gravy and just gnawed and gnawed

Simon the snake slithered along

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Simon the snake slithered along
when he came across monkeys playing mahjong

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Simon the snake slithered along
when he came across monkeys playing mahjong
They screeched and they hopped


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Simon the snake slithered along
when he came across monkeys playing mahjong
They screeched and they hopped
as the tiles they swopped

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Simon the snake slithered along
when he came across monkeys playing mahjong
They screeched and they hopped
as the tiles they swopped
Then snake slithered away, after all it had done nothing wrong!

Then Sally Snake slithered after Simon


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