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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:49 pm 
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Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts and bubblegum..
Are mostly not things for an animals tum
But, let's face it, grass is boring
and the urge for a snack can be quite alluring

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts and bubblegum..
Are mostly not things for an animals tum
But, let's face it, grass is boring
and the urge for a snack can be quite alluring
So indulge, and avoid at all costs the humdrum

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine and the hedgehog

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine and the hedgehog
Sat up with a start! ..hoping they could race the warthog

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine and the hedgehog
Sat up with a start! ..hoping they could race the warthog
warthog ran faster... the lion was after him...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sat up with a start! ..hoping they could race the warthog
warthog ran faster... the lion was after him...
racing past the church...he could hear the closing hymn...

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine and the hedgehog
Sat up with a start! ..hoping they could race the warthog
warthog ran faster... the lion was after him...
racing past the church...he could hear the closing hymn...
But then he was swallowed by a passing fog

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Towards the animals the flood waters rushed

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Towards the animals the flood waters rushed
It was so scarey the way the waters gushed


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Towards the animals the flood waters rushed
It was so scarey the way the waters gushed
what was needed was an ark

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Towards the animals the flood waters rushed
It was so scarey the way the waters gushed
what was needed was an ark
To float down-river in the dark

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Towards the animals the flood waters rushed
It was so scarey the way the waters gushed
what was needed was an ark
To float down-river in the dark
Hope it's big enough or the animals will get crushed! :roll:


Those often empty rivers were raging torrents


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Those often empty rivers were raging torrents
sadly for some it will be their death warrants

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Those often empty rivers were raging torrents
sadly for some it will be their death warrants
Happy were the crocs and hippos though


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Those often empty rivers were raging torrents
sadly for some it will be their death warrants
Happy were the crocs and hippos though
they just went deep in the turbulent flow

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