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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So he went to the Doctor who lived next door.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Deep in the bush the eyes were watching
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What could possibly be so large?

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Deep in the bush the eyes were watching
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What could possibly be so large?
Could it be an elephant called Marge? :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Deep in the bush the eyes were watching
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What could possibly be so large?
Could it be an elephant called Marge? :shock:
Or perhaps a dinosaur bird in the process of hatching?

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