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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:17 pm 
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A huge black mamba disappeared into the grass
Hoping that something tasty will pass
along came a bunny
And mamba said "yum yummy"
"A yummy bunny in my tummy, that will not be a farce". :redface:

A giraffe was standing guard


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Over a literary bard
who spouted Shakespeare to a lion

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A giraffe was standing guard
Over a literary bard
who spouted Shakespeare to a lion
Who thought he was talking Hawaiian

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A giraffe was standing guard
Over a literary bard
who spouted Shakespeare to a lion
Who thought he was talking Hawaiian :clap: :lol:
and his nap was totally marred
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A lion was grumpy when awoken

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A giraffe was standing guard
Over a literary bard
who spouted Shakespeare to a lion
Who thought he was talking Hawaiian
and his nap was totally marred


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A lion was grumpy when awoken -
A louse had fallen into his Coken

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A lion was grumpy when awoken -
A louse had fallen into his Coken
the louse wasn't a happy chappy

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The Coke had swollen up his nappy

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A lion was grumpy when awoken -
A louse had fallen into his Coken
the louse wasn't a happy chappy
The Coke had swollen up his nappy
and Lion said EUGHH! you're not housebroken
..................................................

Across the swollen river ........

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Across the swollen river
Mom ellie began to quiver

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A lion was grumpy when awoken -
A louse had fallen into his Coken
the louse wasn't a happy chappy
The Coke had swollen up his nappy
and Lion said EUGHH! you're not housebroken


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Across the swollen river
Mom ellie began to quiver:
A tremendous storm was coming

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Across the swollen river
Mom ellie began to quiver:
A tremendous storm was coming
she swam accross the water up to her bumming!


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Across the swollen river
Mom ellie began to quiver:
A tremendous storm was coming
she swam accross the water up to her bumming!
the water was cold and it made her shiver
.................................................
Nearly time to migrate for Crested Val

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