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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:52 am 
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The great boabab was not at all amused
and his feelings were rather bruised
Then the elephant came wandering by
and on his shoulders the big tree could cry
but by this time everyone was confused.


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Was he a mixture of giraffe and donkey?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was once a strange animal called a geronkey
Was he a mixture of giraffe and donkey?
with a long neck and longer ears?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was once a strange animal called a geronkey
Was he a mixture of giraffe and donkey?
with a long neck and longer ears?
He was so high off the ground he had no fears!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was once a strange animal called a geronkey
Was he a mixture of giraffe and donkey?
with a long neck and longer ears?
He was so high off the ground he had no fears!
But, whenever he moved, he felt quite wonky.

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The elephants cavorted in the cooling dam

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One named Milly and one named Sam

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The elephants cavorted in the cooling dam
One named Milly and one named Sam
Sam squirted Milly

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One named Milly and one named Sam
Sam squirted Milly
Until she tumbled, dilly,

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The elephants cavorted in the cooling dam
One named Milly and one named Sam
Sam squirted Milly
Until she tumbled, dilly,
and Sam thought he'd better scram
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Under a sausage tree stood a stork

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Under a sausage tree stood a stork
And all the sausages were filled with pork

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Under a sausage tree stood a stork
And all the sausages were filled with pork
he thought "yum! tasty"

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Under a sausage tree stood a stork
And all the sausages were filled with pork
he thought "yum! tasty"
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Under a sausage tree stood a stork
And all the sausages were filled with pork
he thought "yum! tasty"
would make a good pasty
But he also mused if cholesterol had killed the great auk

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Limp spaghetti and cut worms look the same

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