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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Fri May 01, 2015 1:02 pm

An aardvark has the weirdest looks
His incisors resemble enamelled hooks :shock:

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An aardvark has the weirdest looks
His incisors resemble enamelled hooks :shock:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Fri May 01, 2015 3:36 pm

An aardvark has the weirdest looks
His incisors resemble enamelled hooks :lol: :clap:
A snout like a tapered cucumber
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Fri May 01, 2015 10:40 pm

An aardvark has the weirdest looks
His incisors resemble enamelled hooks
A snout like a tapered cucumber
Perfect for ant hills to plunder

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat May 02, 2015 12:39 am

An aardvark has the weirdest looks
His incisors resemble enamelled hooks
A snout like a tapered cucumber
Perfect for ant hills to plunder :clap: :clap:
But you almost always only see him in books :roll:
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat May 02, 2015 12:40 am

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Sat May 02, 2015 4:57 pm

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
With pink bows on her pink slippers she looked a bit flighty :shock:

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat May 02, 2015 5:10 pm

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
With pink bows on her pink slippers she looked a bit flighty :clap: :clap:
She was a genuine vision of a pink ellie
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Sun May 03, 2015 10:28 am

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
With pink bows on her pink slippers she looked a bit flighty
She was a genuine vision of a pink ellie
With a long trunk and a round belly

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Mon May 04, 2015 8:12 pm

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
With pink bows on her pink slippers she looked a bit flighty
She was a genuine vision of a pink ellie
With a long trunk and a round belly
A large grey hulk in pink - what a sight(ie) :shock:

On the other hand her brother was dressed in blue

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Wed May 06, 2015 11:41 am

Last night I saw an elephant in a pink nightie
With pink bows on her pink slippers she looked a bit flighty
She was a genuine vision of a pink ellie
With a long trunk and a round belly
A large grey hulk in pink - what a sight(ie)


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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Wed May 06, 2015 11:43 am

On the other hand her brother was dressed in blue
Now, you'd think a modern boy would prefer a different hue :hmz:
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