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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Only to find she'd got the bends..

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Graham, you to start the new limerick ... :thumbs_up:

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I love it when limericks happen so spontaneously and harmoniously. :thumbs_up:

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