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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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who said when when riled "OH CRIPES" :tongue:
"If you're seeing stripes, perhaps it's you that's quite dotty"

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"If you're seeing stripes, perhaps it's you that's quite dotty"
"but join me in a coffee and biscotti"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a Dotty with stripes
who said when when riled "OH CRIPES"
"If you're seeing stripes, perhaps it's you that's quite dotty"
"but join me in a coffee and biscotti"
biscuits and coffee, with that I have no gripes!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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and strangely a nose like a proboscis monkey :shock:
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A large spider looked at a fly

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"so I'll eat half and so will my spouth"(this large spider had a lisp) :tongue:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A large spider looked at a fly
"I could swallow you whole if I try"
"The problem is I'd split my mouth!"
"so I'll eat half and so will my spouth"(this large spider had a lisp) :tongue: :lol:
But they both ended up as main course on a braai

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