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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A plane flew over the giraffes head
Giraffe was so cross he just saw red!
The plane dipped too low
Giraffe shouted "Wouldn't you just know!"
They even want to land in my bed

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A plane flew over the giraffes head
Giraffe was so cross he just saw red!
The plane dipped too low
Giraffe shouted "Wouldn't you just know!"
They even want to land in my bed

:lol: :clap: now,that's a limerick :lol:
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Smiley and Smooky were angels in love
but they were under the thumb of....

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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but they were under the thumb of....
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Smiley and Smooky were angels in love
but they were under the thumb of....
A Section Ranger with very strict rules
Who sometimes could not restrain his drools

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Smiley and Smooky were angels in love
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A BBJ and an AWC
Both fell in love with a bumble bee
Alas there was a sting in the tale
Neither of the mammals could read Braille

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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