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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The smelly carcass looked good to the vulture
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Yum, Yum, Yum, that hit the spot
Which provides a thrill to a birdwatcher!

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He couldn't reach tree tops
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His knee it did swell

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The naughty monkey threw pods from the tree
Hitting Ranger Roger right on the knee
His knee it did swell
Til' it looked like a conch shell

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