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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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he needed "to go" and he couldn't wait till light
He hunted around to find a good place
He looked and he looked but couldn't find space

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The aardvark crept out in the middle of the night
he needed "to go" and he couldn't wait till light
He hunted around to find a good place
He looked and he looked but couldn't find space
So he did it on the verandah bright

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I found myself on a waffle diet :bcool:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found myself on a waffle diet
Oh what an absolute delight! :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found myself on a waffle diet
Oh what an absolute delight!
The maple syrup dripped all over

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The maple syrup dripped all over
The cream all thick from cows and Clover

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found myself on a waffle diet
Oh what an absolute delight!
The maple syrup dripped all over
The cream all thick from cows and Clover
Now my rotundity brings a sense of disquiet!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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I found myself on a waffle diet
Oh what an absolute delight!
The maple syrup dripped all over
The cream all thick from cows and Clover
Now my rotundity brings a sense of disquiet!


:clap: :clap: :clap: Great to see you around again, TP. :dance: Okay, I know you're too busy to start the next limerick, so with your permission, here goes:

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Rotundity is the state of being rounder

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!
But Most rhinos and ellies are certainly rotund

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Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!
But Most rhinos and ellies are certainly rotund
Thats why they started the rhino and ellies fund

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!
But Most rhinos and ellies are certainly rotund
Thats why they started the rhino and ellies fund
It's a fund that's needed and couldn't be sounder!

First they slaughtered the ellies and now it's rhinos


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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First they slaughtered the ellies and now it's rhinos
But there is much more money to be made at casinos

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rotundity is the state of being rounder
Not necessarily being over a two hundred pounder!
But Most rhinos and ellies are certainly rotund
Thats why they started the rhino and ellies fund
It's a fund that's needed and couldn't be sounder!


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