Welcome all the newcomers and hitch-hickers... While I wait for my photos to be uploaded, I thought to share some stories with you...
As a Afrikaans speaking South African you have to listen very, very carefully to the tourists with their accents...
The following happened to me, Scipio and the busdriver one morning....
We were waiting for everyone to get on the bus. Someone was still coming towards the bus and the busdriver said from the drivers' window ... Lappaside... which means "go to the other side"...
Suddenly the whole bus started buzzing with this group from Singapore and you could hear, Lapaside here and Lapaside there, everybody very excited. We had no clue what was going on
One of the younger girls said, you know in Singapore we also have a place called Lapaside... that is our "hooker centre". The three of us were speechless.

Especially knowing the asian people do not speak of such type of things, especially not young girls...

One of the older gentlemen then said with a smile, yes, all tourists go there and they have also very nice food there, you can eat whatever you want, when you come to Singapore, we will take you there, but the men will take the men and the women will take me.
I thanked them very politely and said, no it is fine, I really do not need to go, and believe me, Scipio will not dare to go either. I was totally in shock.
That evening while we did the preparations for the dinner, one of the girls came to me and said why do I not want to go to the "Hawker Centre". I almost choked at that stage.

I suddenly realised the first girl said Hawker Centre, but because of the accent it sounded like hooker centre......
Apparently they have a foodmarket their with different restaurants and all kind of foods in which they trade. I called Scipio and told him, and we were laughing so much, and then revealed to them what we thought they want to take us to a hooker centre. Everybody had a good laugh, but we felt so embarressed... they still tease us in emails and on facebook...