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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Hugh » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:48 am

Giraffe Kangaroo and bear were having tea
Asked Bear of Giraffe, "What's your fee?"
With a broad grin Giraffe replied
"I'm free if you'll be my bride."
Naad Kangeroo said "and what about me"

MM was off to the cricket in a bus
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sat Mar 09, 2013 2:00 am

MM was off to the cricket in a bus
She wont be late so there will be no fuss
She'll orchestrate the win
Which will not be a sin
Unless the opposition choose to cuss
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Mar 11, 2013 12:36 am

The All New Limericks Thread
Mr Octopus was on the seabed
With tentacles swirling all about
The others ducked their heads in case they got a clout!
For Mr Octopus was multi-tentacularly bred
EVERYBODY'S TR!
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:27 pm

Dont worry, be happy!
No more wearing a nappy!!
pants are not soggy
but are really baggy
said the old hippo grandpappy
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A hippo wallowed in the mud
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Mon Mar 18, 2013 4:45 am

A hippo wallowed in the mud
When suddenly there was a loud thud
A UFO landed on the bank
It was very wet and muddy...so it sank
And, later, an alien was seen chewing the cud
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Tue Mar 19, 2013 11:11 pm

Spare a thought for the tiny mouse
He is lost and cant find his house
a scary old owl is flying above
Thinking: just the meal I'd love
but a tiny mouse wouldn't fill him he grouseg
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A cheetah was going to the movies
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Thu Mar 21, 2013 3:21 pm

A cheetah was going to the movies
With one of the local ladies
And the movie on herbivores
was so boring for the carnivores
and only gave them the hungries
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There's trouble afoot the Ostrich said
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:45 pm

There's trouble afoot the Ostrich said
It looks like the lions want to be fed
In the long grass they are prowling (little edit)
You can hear their tummies growling :shock:
So Ostrich hid under his bed
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under a toadstool was a beetle
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Trrp-trrrrrrrr » Sat Mar 23, 2013 11:14 am

Little squirrel moved quickly on the grass
when he met a lady squirrel who made a pass
He puffed himself out to show off his tail
He strutted around as only can a male
Sadly he realised her family was from the upper class

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Tortoise was struggling up the hill
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sun Mar 24, 2013 12:28 pm

Tortoise was struggling up the hill
He'd forgotten to take his energy pill
Along came big brother and gave him a shove
Hopefully that help was really enough
and they didn't come down ala Jack and Jill
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The cubs were squabbling
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Dotty » Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:09 pm

The cubs were squabbling
And the dickybirds were singing
Daddy lion just wanted some peace
Growl Growl when would this noise ever cease
a lot of little necks he felt like wringing
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A termite, on his hill
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Trrp-trrrrrrrr » Sun Mar 24, 2013 3:13 pm

A termite, on his hill
Aardvark spotted him and got quite a thrill
Lunch was good.. he devoured every morsel
and for pud had apple strudel
But over indulged and became ill

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Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
"Listen to the voice of nature, for it holds treasures for you."~ Native American (Huron) Proverb

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby grannyb » Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:24 pm

Mrs Zebra was admiring her beautiful stripes
but Mrs Leopard preferred spots and said "cripes"
Miss Lion licked her lips and said to herself
"They'd all look better on my larder shelf"
"and put an end to my hungry family's gripes"

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The hyena watching through the fence...
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Trrp-trrrrrrrr » Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:57 am

The hyena watching through the fence...
There was movement inside the tent...
Take aways already in plastic
Boerewors, potatoes, and boiled Tastic
The occupants spotted him and became tense...

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Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Tue Mar 26, 2013 4:06 am

Mr Lion gave a mighty roar..
That shook the place to its very core
And the whole lion family stood to attention
He then added he had just one question
"Why is frost known as hoar?"
EVERYBODY'S TR!
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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