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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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all a perfect match
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A waterbuck stepped into the water

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A waterbuck stepped into the water
To teach to swim his newborn daughter
When a croc came a lookin'
The kiddie wondered what was cookin'
and her curiosity led to a slaughter! :shock:


The crock was swimming lazily in Nsemani


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crock was swimming lazily in Nsemani
When along came that dragon named Barny

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crock was swimming lazily in Nsemani
When along came that dragon named Barny
He breathed out some fire...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crock was swimming lazily in Nsemani
When along came that dragon named Barny
He breathed out some fire...
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crock was swimming lazily in Nsemani
When along came that dragon named Barny
He breathed out some fire...
With a scowl of great ire
Dragon found what he thought was a crock was actually an Aussie cricketer named Warnie!!! :redface:



The little hippos were having some fun


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The little hippos were having some fun
Seeing how fast on the bottom they could run

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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They twisted and they twirled
Their cute jaws unfurled

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