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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 8:51 pm 
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Porky the porcupine was feeling very prickly
Perhaps an allergy that made him sickly?
Or a louse let loose among his quills?
Or having to pay all of Mrs' bills?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Porky the porcupine was feeling very prickly
Perhaps an allergy that made him sickly?
Or a louse let loose among his quills?
Or having to pay all of Mrs' bills?
But when he saw his lady love the prickly, sickly, Porky got better very quickly! :shock:


The porcupine faced up to the Lion


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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[quote="Delene D"]The porcupine faced up to the Lion
Who was terrified at the thought of dyin'

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine faced up to the Lion
Who was terrified at the thought of dyin'
So he made out his will


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine faced up to the Lion
Who was terrified at the thought of dyin'
So he made out his will
Which amounted to stomach contents plus nil

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The porcupine faced up to the Lion
Who was terrified at the thought of dyin'
So he made out his will
Which amounted to stomach contents plus nil
And I see this limerick only OWN is buyin"


Where are our limerick mites dotty and grannyb and others?


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Where are our limerick mites dotty and grannyb and others?
Cold, so under the covers

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Where are our limerick mites dotty and grannyb and others?
Cold, so under the covers
Waiting for a ray of warm sun

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Waiting for a ray of warm sun
Then tea and a Chelsea bun

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Where are our limerick mites dotty and grannyb and others?
Cold, so under the covers
Waiting for a ray of warm sun
Then tea and a Chelsea bun
What a life is that of mothers!

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A sigh, a sunset, and a pale pink cocktail

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A sigh, a sunset, and a pale pink cocktail
and a braai fire in Kruger with my favourite male :D


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the sounds of the bush as it gets dark

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A sigh, a sunset, and a pale pink cocktail
and a braai fire in Kruger with my favourite male
the sounds of the bush as it gets dark
The cackle of hyaena and a distant jackal bark

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A sigh, a sunset, and a pale pink cocktail
and a braai fire in Kruger with my favourite male
the sounds of the bush as it gets dark
The cackle of hyaena and a distant jackal bark
and the moon rising silvery and pale
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A snake in the thatch

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