I've got 2 - one very embarrassing moment & one VERY annoying moment....
1. Biyamiti - Christmas day - table all decorated and stunning. Planned a last minute sunset drive. We ate quickly and ran to get ourselves ready. We left the table as it was, all the dishes in the kitchen. But table cloth, salt, pepper & citronella lamp outside. We left the lamp burning, because we didn't want to put on the light (due to all the bugs in Dec) Not even a breeze moving a single leave. Hot as hell!! The lamp was very safe & secure. During the drive a gulf of wind came up - but that was it. As quick as it came, it was all over again... Once arriving home, the place was pitch black. Not sure what was going on, we switched on the stoep light, only to find that that 10sec gulf of wind lifted up the tablecloth - it completely burned (we found the ashes), the salt & pepper all burned out a.w.a. the lamp. The table was damaged as well...
Yes, yes... I can hear you all say that this was a very stupid and dangerous move!! At the moment it didn't though... Just shows you how quick things can change!!
2. Skukuza bungalow - saw a paper on our stoep table. Didn't bother much about reading it. We just threw our stuff on the beds, food in the fridge - ran down to the shop before heading out again. Only to come back to find the monkeys had enjoyed our salmon & cream cheese role we bought at Milly's. Some yogurt, cheese, salami etc... To say I was slightly annoyed is an understatement!!

We were suppose to move the table in front of the fridge...