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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:58 pm 
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Keeping an eye on them was a hamerkop
And a guy named OWN having a dop! (dop = an alcohlic tot)
The hippos were looking quite blurred
And, to OWN, the thought occurred


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 1:07 am 
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Keeping an eye on them was a hamerkop
And a guy named OWN having a dop! (dop = an alcohlic tot)
The hippos were looking quite blurred
And, to OWN, the thought occurred
That maybe that branna's really could skop (branna's = brandy; skop = kick)

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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy
Courting a dagga girl who was looking all coy! :redface:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy
Courting a dagga girl who was looking all coy!
Huberta and Barbie wallowed on by

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy
Courting a dagga girl who was looking all coy!
Huberta and Barbie wallowed on by
Spotted the couple and gave a big sigh :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:41 am 
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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy
Courting a dagga girl who was looking all coy!
Huberta and Barbie wallowed on by
Spotted the couple and gave a big sigh :roll:


Someone, anyone? :whistle:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Unbeknowest to all, in the reeds was a dagga boy
Courting a dagga girl who was looking all coy!
Huberta and Barbie wallowed on by
Spotted the couple and gave a big sigh :roll:
Smoking their dagga in clouds of joy :twisted:

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She was a butterfly of gleaming bright hues

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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She was a butterfly of gleaming bright hues
He was a firefly admiring the views


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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She was a butterfly of gleaming bright hues
He was a firefly admiring the views
They danced in the sun


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