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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The dam was nothing but a mud puddle
But the monkeys thought it was a nice place to cuddle
But one of them got mired

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The dam was nothing but a mud puddle
But the monkeys thought it was a nice place to cuddle
But one of them got mired
So a hoist he had hired ....


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The dam was nothing but a mud puddle
But the monkeys thought it was a nice place to cuddle
But one of them got mired
So a hoist he had hired ....
To try and get out of this muddle.

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The sun was shining through the rain............

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The sun was shining through the rain ...
So are we on the plain in Spain ...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Shoot, I was going for a monkey's wedding theme :mrgreen: :wink:

The sun was shining through the rain ...
So are we on the plain in Spain ...
along came a matador

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The sun was shining through the rain ...
So are we on the plain in Spain ...
along came a matador
Behind a horse mounted picador


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The sun was shining through the rain ...
So are we on the plain in Spain ...
along came a matador
Behind a horse mounted picador
And called Ole Ole again .....

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On valentines day in the jungle ........


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On valentines day in the jungle ........
The zebra made a bit of a bungle


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On valentines day in the jungle ........
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He'd sent his red rose ....


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On valentines day in the jungle ........
The zebra made a bit of a bungle
He'd sent his red rose ....
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On valentines day in the jungle ........
The zebra made a bit of a bungle
He'd sent his red rose ....
And the wine that he chose
by mistake to his Valentine's uncle!



On the morn after the evening before


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Scot wrote:
On valentines day in the jungle ........
The zebra made a bit of a bungle
He'd sent his red rose ....
And the wine that he chose
by mistake to his Valentine's uncle




On the morn after the evening before


Love it Scot :clap: :clap: :clap: I couldn't think of anything :roll:


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When the zebra opened his door "....


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On the morn after the evening before
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