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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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He lathered it with lard
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While everyone drooled on the Big-Brother cam :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But, for their troubles, all they received was a quarter

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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