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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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And Cyril's greatest love was to dance
Doing the samba with a fellow called Lance
On top of a termite mound
'Til they were sweating like a hound

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And Cyril's greatest love was to dance
Doing the samba with a fellow called Lance
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'Til they were sweating like a hound :lol:
And drawing looks from all directions askance

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A pink elephant gawped at a blushing maid
Whilst Ernest Ellie appeared grey and quite staid

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A pink elephant gawped at a blushing maid
Whilst Ernest Ellie appeared grey and quite staid
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A pink elephant gawped at a blushing maid
Whilst Ernest Ellie appeared grey and quite staid
But appearances are deceptive
And may induce a bitter invective

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A pink elephant gawped at a blushing maid
Whilst Ernest Ellie appeared grey and quite staid
But appearances are deceptive
And may induce a bitter invective
If Ernest decided to seduce the maid in a quiet glade

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Penelope the pink elephant was mightily upset

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Penelope the pink elephant was mightily upset
She had to eat greenery but much preferred a baguette

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Penelope the pink elephant was mightily upset
She had to eat greenery but much preferred a baguette
She tried to bake one from some dried mopani leaf

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Penelope the pink elephant was mightily upset
She had to eat greenery but much preferred a baguette
She tried to bake one from some dried mopani leaf
But only managed a room-spinning aperitif

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Penelope the pink elephant was mightily upset
She had to eat greenery but much preferred a baguette
She tried to bake one from some dried mopani leaf
But only managed a room-spinning aperitif
Which made her think she was singing a duet

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Now an elephant singing outputs many decibels

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Now an elephant singing outputs many decibels
Enough to scare even an army of William Tells :whistle:

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Now an elephant singing outputs many decibels
Enough to scare even an army of William Tells
In a trumpeting tenor


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Now an elephant singing outputs many decibels
Enough to scare even an army of William Tells
In a trumpeting tenor
He struck terror to the very centre

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Now an elephant singing outputs many decibels
Enough to scare even an army of William Tells
In a trumpeting tenor
He struck terror to the very centre
Of all the KNP elephantine Jezebels. :twisted:

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The maid was blushing as she had spotted Terrible Trevor the Tottering Tortoise

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