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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the eleventh of Xmas the baboon rode an ostrich
Whose feathers looked rather kitsch

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On the eleventh of Xmas the baboon rode an ostrich
Whose feathers looked rather kitsch
The ostrich started to run


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the eleventh of Xmas the baboon rode an ostrich
Whose feathers looked rather kitsch
The ostrich started to run
Which for the baboon was'nt much fun

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the eleventh of Xmas the baboon rode an ostrich
Whose feathers looked rather kitsch
The ostrich started to run
Which for the baboon was'nt much fun
"Cos he fell off and landed on his furry behind in a ditch!

On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love took me to Kruger :clap: :clap:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love took me to Kruger
And for padkos we packed caviar from a beluga


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love took me to Kruger
And for padkos we packed caviar from a beluga
Spread on toast and washed down by an amarula coffee

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love took me to Kruger
And for padkos we packed caviar from a beluga
Spread on toast and washed down by an amarula coffee
That had an ambrosial taste of toffee


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On the twelfth day of Xmas my true love took me to Kruger
And for padkos we packed caviar from a beluga
Spread on toast and washed down by an amarula coffee
That had an ambrosial taste of toffee
Kruger was definitely better than going to Bermuda

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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok
When along came a hyena wearing a frock


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok
When along came a hyena wearing a frock
The ellies were overcome with awe

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“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok
When along came a hyena wearing a frock
The ellies were overcome awe
They'd not seen such a sight before


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok
When along came a hyena wearing a frock
The ellies were overcome with awe
They'd not seen such a sight before
And they all keeled over with the shock

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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest
Or a giraffe, or an impala, or a warthog, at least


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest
Or a giraffe, or an impala, or a warthog, at least
He spotted a kudu


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest
Or a giraffe, or an impala, or a warthog, at least
He spotted a kudu
And said "Stand still, would you"


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