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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The maid was blushing as she had spotted Terrible Trevor the Tottering Tortoise
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Don't ask what they did
As I am only a kid :redface:

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The maid was blushing as she had spotted Terrible Trevor the Tottering Tortoise
Who had once been an act with her in a travelling circus
Don't ask what they did
As I am only a kid :redface:
It's ONLY a circus, not a massage Turkish! :naughty:

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It seems some of our mites are rather shy :hmz:

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It seems some of our mites are rather shy
Yes, some like to stay out of the public eye

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It seems some of our mites are rather shy
Yes, some like to stay out of the public eye
And the smell of the public nose :twisted:

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It seems some of our mites are rather shy
Yes, some like to stay out of the public eye
And the smell of the public nose
Which is likely to render you comatose

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It seems some of our mites are rather shy
Yes, some like to stay out of the public eye
And the smell of the public nose
Which is likely to render you comatose :lol:
Like many of us were in junior high

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and some girls with pretty dimples

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And gangly legs and unsightly pimples :D
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That call you sweetie, poopie, or dear.

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