Skip to content

SANParks.org Forums

View unanswered posts | View active topics






Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1549 of 1626
 [ 24383 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1546, 1547, 1548, 1549, 1550, 1551, 1552 ... 1626  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:10 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger

Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:17 pm
Posts: 1572
Location: Durban
On the seventh day of Xmas the partridge flew away
He didn't want to be lunch on Christmas Day
Roosting snugly in a pear tree
Spared a thought for the poor turkey


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 12:50 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
Always enjoyed the limericking - and we've had some doozies recently :lol: :think:


On the seventh day of Xmas the partridge flew away
He didn't want to be lunch on Christmas Day
Roosting snugly in a pear tree
Spared a thought for the poor turkey
Who was going to be served just before the sorbet.

**************************************************************************

On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:24 am 
Offline
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
User avatar
Award: Quiz Whiz of the Year (2013)
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am
Posts: 20119
Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
Award: Musketeer of the Year, Quiz Whiz of the Year (2012)
Yes, some hilarious creations, TP; definitely worth storing for future hilarity. And I just learnt what a doozy is. :dance:

On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking :shock:
In such a way that the drudgery of maiding they'd be bilking

_________________
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:26 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking
In such a way that the drudgery of maiding they'd be bilking :clap: :clap:
But when one of them tried to milk an elephant bull

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:28 am 
Offline
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
User avatar
Award: Quiz Whiz of the Year (2013)
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am
Posts: 20119
Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
Award: Musketeer of the Year, Quiz Whiz of the Year (2012)
On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking
In such a way that the drudgery of maiding they'd be bilking :clap: :clap:
But when one of them tried to milk an elephant bull
In her ignorance she chose the wrong part to pull

_________________
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:35 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking
In such a way that the drudgery of maiding they'd be bilking
But when one of them tried to milk an elephant bull
In her ignorance she chose the wrong part to pull
And after scraping her up, her friends are still trying to work out what she was thinking!

**********************************************************************************

On the ninth day of Xmas I saw nine dancing wildebeest!

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:38 am 
Offline
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
User avatar
Award: Quiz Whiz of the Year (2013)
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am
Posts: 20119
Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
Award: Musketeer of the Year, Quiz Whiz of the Year (2012)
On the eighth day of Xmas the maids attempted elephant milking
In such a way that the drudgery of maiding they'd be bilking
But when one of them tried to milk an elephant bull
In her ignorance she chose the wrong part to pull
And after scraping her up, her friends are still trying to work out what she was thinking! :lol: :clap: :clap:

_________________
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:50 am 
Offline
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
User avatar
Award: Quiz Whiz of the Year (2013)
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am
Posts: 20119
Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
Award: Musketeer of the Year, Quiz Whiz of the Year (2012)
On the ninth day of Xmas I saw nine dancing wildebeest!
But, with another bottle of tequila, the vision blurred and ceased

_________________
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:21 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
On the ninth day of Xmas I saw nine dancing wildebeest!
But, with another bottle of tequila, the vision blurred and ceased :clap: :clap: :lol:
Instead, along came an OWN on the back of a hyena :twisted:

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:27 am 
Offline
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
Distinguished Virtual Ranger
User avatar
Award: Quiz Whiz of the Year (2013)
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:22 am
Posts: 20119
Location: Midway between the infinite and the infinitesimal!
Award: Musketeer of the Year, Quiz Whiz of the Year (2012)
On the ninth day of Xmas I saw nine dancing wildebeest!
But, with another bottle of tequila, the vision blurred and ceased
Instead, along came an OWN on the back of a hyaena :lol: 8)
A-cackling and a-giggling, his face a shade much greener

_________________
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 2:39 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
On the ninth day of Xmas I saw nine dancing wildebeest!
But, with another bottle of tequila, the vision blurred and ceased
Instead, along came an OWN on the back of a hyaena
A-cackling and a-giggling, his face a shade much greener
Which is when I realised that my brain was deceased.

******************************************************************

On the tenth day of Xmas there leapt a lion the lord of the veld

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:43 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger

Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:17 pm
Posts: 1572
Location: Durban
On the tenth day of Xmas there leapt a lion the lord of the veld
Tucking a succulent young buffalo under his belt


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:54 am 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am
Posts: 3086
Location: Perth, Western Australia
On the tenth day of Xmas there leapt a lion the lord of the veld
Tucking a succulent young buffalo under his belt
Wiht some gnashing and some gnawing

_________________
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 10:02 am 
Offline
Senior Virtual Ranger
Senior Virtual Ranger
User avatar

Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2012 4:59 pm
Posts: 5975
Location: Bloemfontein
FAC Member (2013)
Timepilot wrote:
On the tenth day of Xmas there leapt a lion the lord of the veld
Tucking a succulent young buffalo under his belt
Wiht some gnashing and some gnawing

The poor Buffolo was in its glory

_________________
Those who have no love in there hearts for animals, have no love in there hearts at all


KNP 2- 16 May 2014


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 9:01 pm 
Offline
Junior Virtual Ranger
Junior Virtual Ranger

Joined: Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:17 pm
Posts: 1572
Location: Durban
On the tenth day of Xmas there leapt a lion the lord of the veld
Tucking a succulent young buffalo under his belt
Wiht some gnashing and some gnawing
The poor buffalo was in its glory
And lord lion almost bursting out of his pelt

***************************************************


On the eleventh of Xmas the baboon rode an ostrich


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 24383 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 1546, 1547, 1548, 1549, 1550, 1551, 1552 ... 1626  Next



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group

Webcams Highlights

Addo Nossob Orpen Satara
Addo Nossob Orpen Satara
Submitted by Jurie van Vuuren at 12:26:03 Submitted by Stampajane at 07:13:32 Submitted by Stampajane at 19:37:35 Submitted by ShapeShifter at 12:01:14