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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Mon Jul 13, 2015 2:14 pm

Levitating Lennie couldn't get back down
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So he stuck on his red nose
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Tue Jul 14, 2015 12:42 am

Levitating Lennie couldn't get back down
He was beginning to look like a bit of a clown
So he stuck on his red nose
And clamped his teeth around a rose
And grabbed a hold of Leonora's ball gown

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Leonora Leopard was not a happy lassie
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:18 pm

Leonora Leopard was not a happy lassie
Her beau had fallen for a dassie
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Mon Jul 20, 2015 8:55 am

Leonora Leopard was not a happy lassie
Her beau had fallen for a dassie
The new couple looked like Laurel and Hardy
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Tue Jul 21, 2015 2:31 am

Leonora Leopard was not a happy lassie
Her beau had fallen for a dassie
The new couple looked like Laurel and Hardy
Or, on the other hand, Lightning and Tardy
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Tue Jul 21, 2015 3:39 am

Leonora Leopard was not a happy lassie
Her beau had fallen for a dassie
The new couple looked like Laurel and Hardy
Or, on the other hand, Lightning and Tardy :clap: :clap:
So Leonora headed off on a date with a cheetah called Cassie

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Now Cassie was known for being rather slow
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Tue Jul 21, 2015 7:55 am

Now Cassie was known for being rather slow
In fact, compared to a snail, quite adagio
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Timepilot » Wed Jul 22, 2015 2:16 am

Now Cassie was known for being rather slow
In fact, compared to a snail, quite adagio :shock: :hmz:
He could'nt even keep up with a dirge
“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Delene D » Wed Jul 22, 2015 8:38 pm

Now Cassie was known for being rather slow
In fact, compared to a snail, quite adagio :shock: :hmz:
He could'nt even keep up with a dirge
Why did he even think that they could merge?
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:21 am

Now Cassie was known for being rather slow
In fact, compared to a snail, quite adagio :shock: :hmz:
He could'nt even keep up with a dirge :clap: :clap:
Why did he even think that they could merge?
But, on water, gosh, could he row ...
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Thu Jul 23, 2015 1:23 am

You see, Cassie was a cheetah of the water
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Jazil » Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:00 am

You see, Cassie was a cheetah of the water
And so together with her daughter
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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby Stampajane » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:38 pm

You see, Cassie was a cheetah of the water
And so together with her daughter
They entered the pairs

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Re: The All New Limericks Thread.

Unread postby onewithnature » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:50 pm

You see, Cassie was a cheetah of the water
And so together with her daughter
They entered the pairs
Rowing so hard the others had nightmares
EVERYBODY'S TR!
TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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