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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean ......


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean :clap: :clap:
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"

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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"
"So I can go on a blind date"

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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"
"So I can go on a blind date"
by the beaches of the Indian Ocean


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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date

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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late
So he went on the prowl

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“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late
So he went on the prowl
When he heard a lion growl


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