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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Tempting those elephants to raid them at night,
As they know Ecojunkie will be up at first light,


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There are several marula trees in the camp at Malelane
And they'll still be there a few hundred years after you're gone
Tempting those elephants to raid them at night
And consume more than an average city might

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There are several marula trees in the camp at Malelane
And they'll still be there a few hundred years after you're gone
Tempting those elephants to raid them at night
And consume more than an average city might
Meanwhile hoping that little lady won't shout but leave them alone :roll:



The vultures were circling around and around


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The vultures were circling around and around
Looking for a carcass of a hundred pound

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The vultures were circling around and around
Looking for a carcass of a hundred pound
Six.. Jackals had arrived

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Six.. Jackals had arrived
Just as the vultures dived

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The vultures were circling around and around
Looking for a carcass of a hundred pound
Six.. Jackals had arrived
Just as the vultures dived
Devouring every morsel on the ground

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Sally Hippo had a brainwave

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sally Hippo had a brainwave
To set up residence in a local cave

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sally Hippo had a brainwave
To set up residence in a local cave
The entrance was narrow

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Sally Hippo had a brainwave
To set up residence in a local cave
The entrance was narrow
Nor was there water for a wallow

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Sally Hippo had a brainwave
To set up residence in a local cave
The entrance was narrow
Nor was there water for a wallow
But she could ride each night a giant autoclave

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Walter the wiry whippet
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