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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean ......


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean :clap: :clap:
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"
"So I can go on a blind date"

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Location: dreaming of the bush
Then Tortie sidled into a shell service station
Saying I may have a shell but I'm not a crustacean
"So, fill 'er up, mate!"
"So I can go on a blind date"
by the beaches of the Indian Ocean


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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late
So he went on the prowl

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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late
So he went on the prowl
When he heard a lion growl


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Tortie went off to meet his blind date
But, being slow, found he'd arrived too late
So he went on the prowl
When he heard a lion growl
So we will now leave Tortie to his gruesome fate.

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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat

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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat
He wondered if he'd mistakenly swallowed a goat


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat
He wondered if he'd mistakenly swallowed a goat
Leonora tried a Heimlich

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat
He wondered if he'd mistakenly swallowed a goat
Leonora tried a Heimlich
But it didn't do the trick


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat
He wondered if he'd mistakenly swallowed a goat
Leonora tried a Heimlich
But it didn't do the trick


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Leo was troubled by shell stuck in his throat
He wondered if he'd mistakenly swallowed a goat
Leonora tried a Heimlich
But it didn't do the trick
So, through his oesophagous she threaded a coat

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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After intricate coat-threading, out popped the shell

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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