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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise was rather large
In fact to large to fit on a barge
so he sailed on a raft
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise was rather large
In fact to large to fit on a barge
so he sailed on a raft
and looked pretty daft!
But being in the army they called him sarge

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise wanted to upgrade his house

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Thomas tortoise wanted to upgrade his house
Something larger, but with no room for a mouse

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise wanted to upgrade his house
Something larger, but with no room for a mouse
A mouse isn't a good lodger It steals all the cheese

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise wanted to upgrade his house
Something larger, but with no room for a mouse
A mouse isn't a good lodger It steals all the cheese
Even if you store it deep in the deep freeze

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thomas tortoise wanted to upgrade his house
Something larger, but with no room for a mouse
A mouse isn't a good lodger It steals all the cheese
Even if you store it deep in the deep freeze
And he saw that the mouse had a louse!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On table mountain sat Herman the dassie

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On Table Mountain sat Herman the dassie
All dressed up to catch the eye of a lassie


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On Table Mountain sat Herman the dassie
All dressed up to catch the eye of a lassie
Herman had a bad case of BO you see

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On Table Mountain sat Herman the dassie
All dressed up to catch the eye of a lassie
Herman had a bad case of BO you see
Even after a swim in the sea

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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On Table Mountain sat Herman the dassie
All dressed up to catch the eye of a lassie
Herman had a bad case of BO you see
Even after a swim in the sea
And listening to the jazz of Count Basie

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Through the bushes a pink elephant trudged

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Through the bushes a pink elephant trudged
He came across a purple rhino who he nudged

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Through the bushes a pink elephant trudged
He came across a purple rhino who he nudged
The spotted Zebras jumped for Joy

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