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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Jilly the Jackal gnawed on a bone
So better to leave her alone
She gets very annoyed
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Jilly the Jackal gnawed on a bone
So better to leave her alone
She gets very annoyed
A situation to avoid
The bone the shape of an ice cream cone

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Clicking, Rosy squirrel asked "Where are my nuts"

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Clicking, Rosy squirrel asked "Where are my nuts"
"Own up! or beware your butts" :naughty:

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Clicking, Rosy squirrel asked "Where are my nuts"
"Own up! or beware your butts"
:lol:
"Where have you kids hidden my winter stash?"


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Clicking, Rosy squirrel asked "Where are my nuts"
"Own up! or beware your butts" :naughty:
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"Where have you kids hidden my winter stash?"
"Please kids lets not clash!" :k

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Clicking, Rosy squirrel asked "Where are my nuts"
"Own up! or beware your butts" :naughty:
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"Where have you kids hidden my winter stash?"
"Please kids lets not clash!" :k
'Cos you're not old enough yet to have guts

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Kees Baboon sat eating a bun

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Soaking up the summer sun
Kees Baboon sat eating a bun
Willie Wasp smelt the sugar

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Soaking up the summer sun
Kees Baboon sat eating a bun
Willie Wasp smelt the sugar
and mistakenly thought it was french nougat


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Soaking up the summer sun
Kees Baboon sat eating a bun
Willie Wasp smelt the sugar
and mistakenly thought it was french nougat
Nevertheless Willie Wasp had some fun.

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Whilst driving from LS to Satara

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Whilst driving from LS to Satara
Warthog knocked over a mampara

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Whilst driving from LS to Satara
Warthog knocked over a mampara
His own fault for being out of his car :naughty:

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Whilst driving from LS to Satara
Warthog knocked over a mampara
His own fault for being out of his car :naughty:
Trying to get away he slipped on the tar

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Whilst driving from LS to Satara
Warthog knocked over a mampara
His own fault for being out of his car :naughty:
Trying to get away he slipped on the tar
Thought he was impressing his friend Tara
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