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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A warthog with a tumour-sized wart
Had a yearning for a large glass of port
As he quaffed it, he listed to starboard
Then lurched a little backward
And, finally, on his back another glass bought

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TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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]Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
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As the world spun around
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Willie Warthog now lay tusk-up
Thinking why did I have that last sup
As the world spun around
He just lay on the ground
Wondering whether the port was on it's way back up!

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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Willie's missus, Wanda, did not like him imbibing
She to her gossiping friends was his state describing
"He's always as drunk as Stinky Skunk!"

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