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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The rain came down on the dry dusty sand
and turned the desert into a wonderland
Orange and yellow and purple and pink
Colours so bright it makes you blink

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The rain came down on the dry dusty sand
and turned the desert into a wonderland
Orange and yellow and purple and pink
Colours so bright it makes you blink
Just makes you want to play drums in a band

the birds in the trees rejoiced in the sun

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While down below a baboon stole a bun

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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the birds in the trees rejoiced in the sun
While down below a baboon stole a bun
Stop thief , stop thief the birdies tweeted

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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the birds in the trees rejoiced in the sun
While down below a baboon stole a bun
Stop thief , stop thief the birdies tweeted
but baboon wasn't going to be cheated

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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the birds in the trees rejoiced in the sun
While down below a baboon stole a bun
Stop thief , stop thief the birdies tweeted
but baboon wasn't going to be cheated
He held on tightly to his bun and run!



It was a cold and rainy night in Kruger


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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It was a cold and rainy night in Kruger
which made for one unhappy klipspringer

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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It was a cold and rainy night in Kruger
which made for one unhappy klipspringer
She had just had a special make over you see

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It was a cold and rainy night in Kruger
which made for one unhappy klipspringer
She had just had a special make over you see
And not one person could agree

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It was a cold and rainy night in Kruger
which made for one unhappy klipspringer
She had just had a special make over you see
And not one person could agree
That she looked like she'd been put through the ringer

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Springing through the air with nary a care

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Springing through the air with nary a care
Ellie imagined he was a hare

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Springing through the air with nary a care
Ellie imagined he was a hare
Until he came down with an awful BUMP

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Springing through the air with nary a care
Ellie imagined he was a hare
Until he came down with an awful BUMP
for it is said Ellies can't jump

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Springing through the air with nary a care
Ellie imagined he was a hare
Until he came down with an awful BUMP
for it is said Ellies can't jump
And ellie decided it just wasn't fair

Fish eagle and Badger had a great argument

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Springing through the air with nary a care
Ellie imagined he was a hare
Until he came down with an awful BUMP
for it is said Ellies can't jump
and ended up with a large bump and bruise on his rear!


Mrs Ellie scolded her boy for jumping around


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