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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crab was covered in barnacles
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sea lettuce made a cute headdress
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The crab was covered in barnacles
from his knobbly knees to his ank(a)les
sea lettuce made a cute headdress
and what was on his feet was anybodies guess
off he ran searching for his spectacles

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Mrs Porcupine scurried in the grass

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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and came across a looking glass

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Porcupine scurried in the grass
and came across a looking glass
Oh my oh my she said to herself

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Porcupine scurried in the grass
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Oh my oh my she said to herself
not a picture you'd want on your shelf

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mrs Porcupine scurried in the grass
and came across a looking glass
Oh my oh my she said to herself
not a picture you'd want on your shelf
She looked a real jackass

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The morning sun rose bright red over the horizon

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The morning sun rose bright red over the horizon
and Mrs Leopard had a look that was worrisome
Her cub had got butter on his paws

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The morning sun rose bright red over the horizon
and Mrs Leopard had a look that was worrisome
Her cub had got butter on his paws
And it was being licked by wild boars

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The morning sun rose bright red over the horizon
and Mrs Leopard had a look that was worrisome
Her cub had got butter on his paws
And it was being licked by wild boars
Incredible this all happened in the amazon!

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Mr Lion gave a big yawn

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Mr Lion gave a big yawn
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Mr Lion gave a big yawn
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He stretched his neck and arched his back

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Mr Lion gave a big yawn
Waiting for the day to dawn
He stretched his neck and arched his back
and everyone heard something crack

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Mr Lion gave a big yawn
Waiting for the day to dawn
He stretched his neck and arched his back
and everyone heard something crack
Mr Lion is looking all forlorn.

Honey badger, Pangolin , hyena had an Indaba

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Honey badger, Pangolin , hyena had an Indaba
They were terribly worried about a pregnant Impala


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