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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan
The both have horns wickedly curved
Which leaves the predators unnerved


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So let's return to the tried and known
About those antelope, the sable and roan
The both have horns wickedly curved
Which leaves the predators unnerved
Unless they're skin and bone

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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer

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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear" :naughty: :naughty:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"


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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"
"Too much foam" he said


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Reginald Roan fumed at his beer
To his wife said " did you pour this my dear"
"Too much of a head"
"Too much foam" he said
"This is NOT how I like my cheer"


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Poor wifey was most contrite


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river .....


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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river ...
Ronald gave an involuntary shiver

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Poor wifey was most contrite
"You know, Ronald, go fly a kite"
Or just jump in the river ...
Ronald gave an involuntary shiver
Then disappeared off into the night. .... :wink:

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In the darkness he saw a grey figure .. :whistle:


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In the darkness he saw a grey figure .. :whistle:
That looked like an enormous Tigger

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