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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 2:31 am 
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Crazy busy these last two days. :roll: Haven't even had time to log on here. :(

A well fed lion lay lazing under a tree
He'd just scoffed a buff that he'd been given for free
But freedom didn't come cheap
The price he will pay will be steep
Steeper than even he could decree

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For, the hunter that had wounded the buff

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For, the hunter that had wounded the buff
Was out for a lion with a large ruff

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“ Every year elephants were becoming scarcer and wilder south of the Zambezi, so that it had become impossible to make a living by hunting at all. ” FC Selous 1881


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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For, the hunter that had wounded the buff
Was out for a lion with a large ruff
And now that lion was fatly fed

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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For, the hunter that had wounded the buff
Was out for a lion with a large ruff
And now that lion was fatly fed
Hunter could approach with no dread ...


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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For, the hunter that had wounded the buff
Was out for a lion with a large ruff
And now that lion was fatly fed
Hunter could approach with no dread
No need even the lion to bluff

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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OWN.........


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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This week prior to Xmas is traditionally quietish where I work, with Christmas and Boxing Day strangely hectically busy. Tradition has flown out the window this year, though, and I have barely been able to lift my head, let alone log onto my favourite forum. Let me, without delay, begin the next limerick, in the Christmas spirit of course ... :D

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But then, Santa descended from the skies

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But then, Santa descended from the skies
With impala as reindeer, by way of surprise


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Hope things settle down a bit for you OWN, although I guess it's good business to be busy!


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Thanks ST, but it would be even better if it was MY business ... :pray:

But then, Santa descended from the skies
With impala as reindeer, by way of surprise
He shoved a sock over the hunter's head

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