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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Terry Tiger wasn't suited to be a tailor
He really really wanted to be a sailor
The problem was he couldn't hold water
Absolutely no comparison to a blotter
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So Terry used to dress up in white

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So Terry used to dress up in white
A bridal gown, which was just not right

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Terry used to dress up in white
A bridal gown, which was just not right :clap: :lol:
So, he considered changing his name to Teresa

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So Terry used to dress up in white
A bridal gown, which was just not right
So, he considered changing his name to Teresa
With a plan to become a big teaser

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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So Terry used to dress up in white
A bridal gown, which was just not right
So, he considered changing his name to Teresa
With a plan to become a big teaser
While getting up high and flying like a kite

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But Terry, no matter how you cut it, was no beauty

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But Terry, no matter how you cut it, was no beauty
And actually, he could be quite snooty

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But Terry, no matter how you cut it, was no beauty
And actually, he could be quite snooty
So, after many wooings and doings

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But Terry, no matter how you cut it, was no beauty
And actually, he could be quite snooty
So, after many wooings and doings
He thought he was one of the Ewings

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