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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2013 9:21 pm 
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A mayfly and a barfly
Got together and I asked why........
Life is so short

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A mayfly and a barfly
Got together and I asked why........
Life is so short
Lets open the Port

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A mayfly and a barfly
Got together and I asked why........
Life is so short
Lets open the Port
And drink the evening by

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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"If you marry me we would....
Make an unlikely seafood wedding

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the octopus to the squid:
"If you marry me we would....
Make an unlikely seafood wedding
And a rather awkward bedding! :redface: :shock:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the octopus to the squid:
"If you marry me we would....
Make an unlikely seafood wedding
And a rather awkward bedding! :redface: :shock:
But I'd do it for love ... and ten thousand quid!"

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TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"
His answer to this was, "At least I dont weigh a ton!"

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"
His answer to this was, "At least I dont weigh a ton!"
"Now your're treading on thin ice" said she


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"
His answer to this was, "At least I dont weigh a ton!"
"Now your're treading on thin ice" said she
"Never mentioning a lady's weight is always the key"

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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Said the pangolin to her husband, "You're a scaly one!"
His answer to this was, "At least I dont weigh a ton!"
"Now your're treading on thin ice" said she
"Never mentioning a lady's weight is always the key"
"Oh dear" said he, "It was just said in fun"

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The aardvark crept out in the middle of the night

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The aardvark crept out in the middle of the night
he needed "to go" and he couldn't wait till light

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The aardvark crept out in the middle of the night
he needed "to go" and he couldn't wait till light
He hunted around to find a good place

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