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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But, animal or human, odd couples stand out
Him with a sneer and her with a pout ......


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But, animal or human, odd couples stand out
Him with a sneer and her with a pout :clap: :clap:
A buffalo and a springhare :slap:

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But, animal or human, odd couples stand out
Him with a sneer and her with a pout
A buffalo and a springhare
Would make a very odd pair

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But, animal or human, odd couples stand out
Him with a sneer and her with a pout
A buffalo and a springhare
Would make a very odd pair
Which makes love strange, no doubt

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Tortie couldn't cross the road straight

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Tortie couldn't cross the road straight
'cause his shell was made of armour plate

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Tortie couldn't cross the road straight
'cause his shell was made of armour plate
So, sideways he crept


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Tortie couldn't cross the road straight
'cause his shell was made of armour plate
So, sideways he crept
at which he was quite adept

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Tortie couldn't cross the road straight
'cause his shell was made of armour plate
So, sideways he crept
at which he was quite adept
But he really found it difficult to mate! :shock:


So Tortie resorted to all sorts of things...


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So Tortie resorted to all sorts of things
and attracted to all kinds of bling

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