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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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At Satara there lives an owl in a tree
Which has never been to the Dead Sea
That little Skopsie sleeps all day
From June until May
And sometimes when he's peckish he will snack on a bee

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Little Skopsie comes alive at night

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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When there is a diminution of light :wall:

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Little Skopsie comes alive at night
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As an owl he sees good in the dark ...


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Needing nothing more than a transient spark

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Little Skopsie comes alive at night
When there is a diminution of light
As an owl he sees good in the dark
Needing nothing more than a transient spark
To aid him to go find a bite !!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But sitting in a Satara tree most of the day
He almost never felt at all gay :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But sitting in a Satara tree most of the day
He almost never felt at all gay :shock:
:hmz: Except when females were scarce

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But sitting in a Satara tree most of the day
He almost never felt at all gay
Except when females were scarce :lol:
Which is when he becomes inverse :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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But sitting in a Satara tree most of the day
He almost never felt at all gay
Except when females were scarce
Which is when he becomes inverse
And particularly apt to stray

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The most beautiful night sound is a Scops' prrp

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Blimey, this is a doozy to rhyme! :big_eyes: :hmz:

The most beautiful night sound is a Scops' prrp
When it's not overshadowed by someone playing a trumpet

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The most beautiful night sound is a Scops' prrp
When it's not overshadowed by someone playing a trumpet :clap: :clap: :clap:
Or a brass ensemble of trombones and French horns

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
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The most beautiful night sound is a Scops' prrp
When it's not overshadowed by someone playing a trumpet
Or a brass ensemble of trombones and French horns
Or the screams that are heard when someone steps on my corns

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