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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The honey badger eyed out the skunk
thinking, "Formal dress - boy, what a hunk!"
But, if you think perfume is sexy
the skunk will give you apoplexy
and fragrant hopes of romance quite sunk.


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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When predators gather to hunt
They're looking for heroes, not an amateur runt
but a hero to one ..... (hi, OWN!)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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but a hero to one
Is a hero to none (hi Scot :wink: )

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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When predators gather to hunt
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Is a hero to none (hi Scot :wink: )
Which quite often causes affront


A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A honey badger`s a savage wee cratur
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
but it really doesn't prevent...........

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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In Scortl'nd they have a brrraaad accent
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Dissolving the contents of the anal pouch in a tincture

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two white lions had a white wedding

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading

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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Two white lions had a white wedding
Barry and Siobain it said on the invitation heading :naughty: :lol:
They invited the cubs
who behaved like little cherubs
But secretly destroyed the pristine bedding

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Soon, the bride and groom were left alone

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