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Cranky the croc had very big teeth
Some up above & some underneath ....


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Cranky the croc had very big teeth
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Cranky the croc had very big teeth
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Cranky the croc had very big teeth
Some up above & some underneath ....
The ones used for chewing
Were often doing
The tasting of cheap & tough beef ....

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A cat & a croc went out for a walk ..


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A cat & a croc went out for a walk ..
They came across a hippo and ellie having a talk

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A cat & a croc went out for a walk ..
They came across a hippo and ellie having a talk
"Such big ears" said the hippo


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A cat & a croc went out for a walk ..
They came across a hippo and ellie having a talk
"Such big ears" said the hippo
"Imagine if they were yellow"

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A cat & a croc went out for a walk ..
They came across a hippo and ellie having a talk
"Such big ears" said the hippo
"Imagine if they were yellow" :hmz:
"I'd be nauseous and balk!"

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So now, the cat and the croc
stalked the guinea fowl flock

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The croc was surprisingly stealthy

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So now, the cat and the croc
stalked the guinea fowl flock
The croc was surprisingly stealthy
but really not very healthy

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So now, the cat and the croc
stalked the guinea fowl flock
The croc was surprisingly stealthy
but really not very healthy
And might verily be considered an old crock

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