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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:00 am 
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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest
Or a giraffe, or an impala, or a warthog, at least
He spotted a kudu
And said "Stand still, would you"
Cos I fancy a kudu haunch for my Christmas feast


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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We three lions from the Kruger Park we are
A trio with crowns is our avatar
Hunting for dinner
Perhaps a juicy Berliner? :twisted:

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TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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We three lions from the Kruger Park we are
A trio with crowns is our avatar
Hunting for dinner
Perhaps a juicy Berliner?
We're waiting for you to get out of your car

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a young baboon
Who decided to jump over the moon

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a young baboon
Who decided to jump over the moon
But the moon was so high

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a young baboon
Who decided to jump over the moon
But the moon was so high
He started to cry

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a young baboon
Who decided to jump over the moon
But the moon was so high
He started to cry
And capered round like a loon

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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His wife whose chest was gently heaving

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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His wife whose chest was gently heaving
"Please stay" she begged


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was a young man who was leaving
His wife whose chest was gently heaving
"Please stay" she begged
"I feel my heart has been unpegged"

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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was a young man who was leaving
His wife whose chest was gently heaving
"Please stay" she begged
"I feel my heart has been unpegged"
" I'm confused and totally disbelieving"

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The lion chased the baby impala


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The lion chased the baby impala
From Kruger Park to distant Mokala

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TR: A NEW DAY IS S-OWN
TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
TR: PRIMEVAL PLEASURE

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." (Groucho Marx)


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The lion chased the baby impala
From Kruger Park to distant Mokala
Run hard!! little buckie


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