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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Crocodile Bridge is a wonderful camp
And close to the fence loads of animals tramp
today, it could be a hyena
Or tomorrow something meaner
But when it rains, it becomes rather damp


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Summer, the season of rain and heat
and the predators prowl the baby beat
"Beware" warns mom impala
otherwise you'll end up in the lap of Allah
Nothing more than a tasty treat

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Twas the night before christmas and along came a genet
Scared the diplomacy out of most of the senate
They scattered hither and thither
As the genet strummed on her zither

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Twas' the night before Christmas and the ellies were running amok
When along came a hyena wearing a frock
The ellies were overcome with awe
They'd not seen such a sight before
And they all keeled over with the shock

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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Good King Leo looked for a feast of wildebeest
Or a giraffe, or an impala, or a warthog, at least
He spotted a kudu
And said "Stand still, would you"
Cos I fancy a kudu haunch for my Christmas feast


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We three lions from the Kruger Park we are


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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We three lions from the Kruger Park we are
A trio with crowns is our avatar
Hunting for dinner
Perhaps a juicy Berliner?
We're waiting for you to get out of your car

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There once was a young baboon


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There once was a young baboon
Who decided to jump over the moon
But the moon was so high
He started to cry
And capered round like a loon

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There was a young man who was leaving


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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There was a young man who was leaving
His wife whose chest was gently heaving
"Please stay" she begged
"I feel my heart has been unpegged"
" I'm confused and totally disbelieving"

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The lion chased the baby impala


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The lion chased the baby impala
From Kruger Park to distant Mokala
Run hard!! little buckie
Luckily buckie was plucky
Like Po, Dipsy, Tinky Winky, and Laa-Laa

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The festive season bathed in cheer
All waiting expectantly of the brand new year
Celebrate with a brandy or a beer
And a steak from a juicy, young steer
It's a new start, the slate is wiped clear

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Sun has risen on 2014's first new day


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Location: dreaming of the bush
Sun has risen on 2014's first new day
I wish I was staying on a river or a bay
But to work I must hasten
My heart it's a-racin'
to all that it must be facin'

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The leopard is taking a catnap in the marula tree
And nothing disturbs, not even a banshee
Though if baboons venture near
It might flick its ear
And consume an impala sandwich with brie

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TR: NECTAREAN NICETIES OF THE NORTH
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Out popped a baby giraffe
Stood on spindly legs and had a good laugh
It waggled its tail
In the seasonal gail
and the tourist camera went snappy

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The finch built a nest
A gale came up as it was stressed
deeper into the shrub it crept
all alone it just wept
As it had tried to do its very best

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A giggling hyena called Hester


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A giggling hyena called Hester
Fell over laughing at a Warthog Called Chester
She chuckled with mirth
As Chester gave birth
Saying "you would not expect that from a 'mister" ......


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