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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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While Harriet hippo made some big splashes

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Gail Giraffe flirted with her lovely long lashes
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Gail Giraffe flirted with her lovely long lashes
While Harriet hippo made some big splashes
Bill the buffalo didn't bat an eye
But batted his ball in jai alai

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Gail Giraffe flirted with her lovely long lashes
While Harriet hippo made some big splashes
Bill the buffalo didn't bat an eye
But batted his ball in jai alai
While Elephant's trees came down in crashes! :shock:


It was a still and very hot noontime near Kruger Gate


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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It was a still and very hot noontime near Kruger Gate
As Sarifina waited for her internet date

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t was a still and very hot noontime near Kruger Gate
As Sarifina waited for her internet date
Along came hippo Herbert Bow tie and all

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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It was a still and very hot noontime near Kruger Gate
As Sarifina waited for her internet date
Along came hippo Herbert Bow tie and all
Dressed for the annual Hippocratic Ball

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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It was a still and very hot noontime near Kruger Gate
As Sarifina waited for her internet date
Along came hippo Herbert Bow tie and all
Dressed for the annual Hippocratic Ball
And sent Sarafina into a tizzy state!

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Along came a herd of galloping zebra

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Along came a herd of galloping zebra
That didn't even notice the massive cobra

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Along came a herd of galloping zebra
That didn't even notice the massive cobra
With fangs at the ready it was going to pounce

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Along came a herd of galloping zebra
That didn't even notice the massive cobra
With fangs at the ready it was going to pounce
Galloping hoofs sent him flying, he landed with a bounce


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Along came a herd of galloping zebra
That didn't even notice the massive cobra
With fangs at the ready it was going to pounce
Galloping hoofs sent him flying, he landed with a bounce
Right on top of a zebra's vertebra

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A kudu sat at the bottom of the donga

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A kudu sat at the bottom of the donga
Wondering what his name meant in Tsonga

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A kudu sat at the bottom of the donga
Wondering what his name meant in Tsonga :clap:
So with a Tsonga name like Nhongo

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A kudu sat at the bottom of the donga
Wondering what his name meant in Tsonga :clap:
So with a Tsonga name like Nhongo
He was glad he wasn't a fork-tailed drongo

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