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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The rain came bucketing down

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The rain came bucketing down
As Honey Badger romped around

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The rain came bucketing down
As Honey Badger romped around
Feeling particularly mizz

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then popped up a head of a baby mongoose

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then popped up a head of a baby mongoose
Down the hill came Poppy the noisy goose

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Down the hill came Poppy the noisy goose
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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then popped up a head of a baby mongoose
Down the hill came Poppy the noisy goose
Heading straight for the mongoose's hole
she tripped over a mopane pole

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Then popped up a head of a baby mongoose
Down the hill came Poppy the noisy goose
Heading straight for the mongoose's hole
she tripped over a mopane pole
she got entangled in a noose

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Rivers and streams were all in flood

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Rivers and streams were all in flood
Hamish the hippo was covered in mud

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rivers and streams were all in flood
Hamish the hippo was covered in mud
But, flab and fat is sometimes fortuitous

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Rivers and streams were all in flood
Hamish the hippo was covered in mud
But, flab and fat is sometimes fortuitous
cause when he rolls, his path is circuitous,

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Gosh, this IS a pleasant surprise! TP, fantastic to see you back! :dance: :dance: :dance: -Hope you'll be staying a while :pray: , even though the Boks obliterated the less-in-form Aussies the other day. :twisted: :lol:

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Rivers and streams were all in flood
Hamish the hippo was covered in mud
But, flab and fat is sometimes fortuitous
cause when he rolls, his path is circuitous :clap: :clap:
And Mrs thinks him such a stud

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