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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
Unread postPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2013 2:09 pm 
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Honey badger, Pangolin , hyena had an Indaba
They were terribly worried about a pregnant Impala
was it triplets or was it twins?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Honey badger, Pangolin , hyena had an Indaba
They were terribly worried about a pregnant Impala
was it triplets or was it twins?
did they have enough napkins?

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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Honey badger, Pangolin , hyena had an Indaba
They were terribly worried about a pregnant Impala
was it triplets or was it twins?
did they have enough napkins?
Oh my what a palava

EJ was busy cross stitching away

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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EJ was busy cross stitching away
pulling the thread the monkeys began to play

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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EJ was busy cross stitching away
pulling the thread the monkeys began to play
They ravelled and unravelled until their eyes were skew

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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EJ was busy cross stitching away
pulling the thread the monkeys began to play
They ravelled and unravelled until their eyes were skew
but when EJ appeared they quickly withdrew

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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EJ was busy cross stitching away
pulling the thread the monkeys began to play
They ravelled and unravelled until their eyes were skew
but when EJ appeared they quickly withdrew
And left a mess that EJ couldn't clean until next Sunday

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The great white lions of the Timbavati

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The great white lions of the Timbavati
Were so excited they were having a party

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The great white lions of the Timbavati
Were so excited they were having a party
then they spotted some gatecrashers!

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The great white lions of the Timbavati
Were so excited they were having a party
then they spotted some gatecrashers!
It was those jeep jockey bundu bashers! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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The great white lions of the Timbavati
Were so excited they were having a party
then they spotted some gatecrashers!
It was those jeep jockey bundu bashers! :roll:
And then they did not feel so hearty.

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A herd of Zebras grazing on the plains

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A herd of Zebras grazing on the plains
Saw what they thought were manes

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A herd of Zebras grazing on the plains
Saw what they thought were manes
off they ran at a rate of knots

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 Post subject: Re: The All New Limericks Thread.
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A herd of Zebras grazing on the plains
Saw what they thought were manes
off they ran at a rate of knots
waiting for them was a big cat with spots

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