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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby onewithnature » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:42 pm

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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Grantmissy » Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:08 am

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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby NetEk » Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:28 am

Occupants of bush camps should be relaxing and resting.
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Sheenaugh-Lee » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:05 am

Resting whats that? Is it something you can eat? :D
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Hugh » Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:21 am

Eat is when you stuff food into your mouth
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Sheenaugh-Lee » Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:23 am

Mouth fulls of too much food at once can cause serious indigestion :D
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Sparrow » Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:12 pm

indigestion is the congestation of the bowel.
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Bush Baptist » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:00 pm

Bowel movements of the impromptu kind are likely when one tries to enter a picnic spot ablution occupied by lions.
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Unread postby Shushin » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:23 pm

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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby NetEk » Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:58 pm

Lions are large cats that hunt in groups.
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby yoda » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:14 pm

Groups of lions around the "facilities" seem to be causing problems! :big_eyes:

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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby NetEk » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:44 pm

Problems are when all 3 girls in the car needs to go but there is only 1 seat available.
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby yoda » Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:54 pm

Available seat would be used - and the other 2 would have to knyp! :naughty:

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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby lion queen » Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:12 pm

Knyp the two knees together and do the leeuloop (lion walk)........ :whistle:
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Re: The SanParks Game

Unread postby Grantmissy » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:16 am

(Bush Baptist and Lion Queen :lol: )

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